Scroggins Crosswired Local News - March 2000

Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality

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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see)

March 31, 2000

Gray to begin roadside debris pickup---drop-off scheduled for later

March 30, 2000

Central Georgians sound off on Elian Gonzalez

March 29, 2000

U.S. Treasury investigates allegations Ga lawmakers passed 500 bills

March 28, 2000

Houston pit bull gets death sentence for attack

March 27, 2000

Previously undisclosed interview kills Rocker-to-Expos deal

March 24, 2000

Al-Gore plans to fight extradition

March 23, 2000

Local support strong for David Scott Homo Sapiens Anti-Cruelty Bill

March 22, 2000

Police detonate old pipe bomb found by river, new CBF event is born

March 21, 2000

Bill Elder retires, plans 99 ways to improve his cash flow

March 20, 2000

Adversity rules go before Council

March 17, 2000

Macon police investigate 'French connection' to Oscar statuettes at Cherry Blossom festival

March 16, 2000

Macon may be site of pilot drug rehab program

March 15, 2000

Apartment fire prepares commission chair candidate for office

March 14, 2000

Animal cruelty bill holds general assembly in painful vice of lobbyist pressure

March 13, 2000

Bob Jones president: school persecuted by a 'bunch of godless heathens'

March 1-10

Pre-Cherry Blossom cease-fire...Crosswired News will return soon...

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Disclaimer: The accounts, quotes and stories on this page are wholly fictitious and intended as satire and humor. Although real names may be used and all good humor has an element of truth, this stuff ain't real. If you didn't already know these stories were bogus, then you're not too bright. --Steve Scroggins

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See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.

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