Scroggins Crosswired Local News -
March 2000Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
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Gray to begin roadside debris pickup---drop-off scheduled for later |
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Central Georgians sound off on Elian Gonzalez |
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U.S. Treasury investigates allegations Ga lawmakers passed 500 bills |
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Houston pit bull gets death sentence for attack |
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Previously undisclosed interview kills Rocker-to-Expos deal |
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Al-Gore plans to fight extradition |
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Local support strong for David Scott Homo Sapiens Anti-Cruelty Bill |
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Police detonate old pipe bomb found by river, new CBF event is born |
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Bill Elder retires, plans 99 ways to improve his cash flow |
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Adversity rules go before Council |
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Macon police investigate 'French connection' to Oscar statuettes at Cherry Blossom festival |
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Macon may be site of pilot drug rehab program |
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Apartment fire prepares commission chair candidate for office |
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Animal cruelty bill holds general assembly in painful vice of lobbyist pressure |
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Bob Jones president: school persecuted by a 'bunch of godless heathens' |
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March 1-10 |
Pre-Cherry Blossom cease-fire...Crosswired News will return soon... |
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These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.
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To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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